Wednesday 13 March 2013

FACTS ABOUT THE NEW POPE His name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio He is 76 years old He hails from Argentina He is the first Latin American to be elected Pope He is to be addressed as Pope Francis the first He is living with one lung He is a strong advocate of good governance He is opposed to the legalisation of homosexualism He is not in support of the use of condoms He has special interest in the poor He goes to work with public bus thus abandoning his limousine He was the first runner-up during the last conclave that produced the Pope Emeritus.

ARGENTINE EMERGES NEW POPE A new Pope has been elected for the world's 1.2 billion catholics. He is Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina. He is the first latin American to lead the church. He has chosen to be called Pope Francis de Ist. White smoke emerged from the sistine chapel signifying the emergence of a new Pope. About 115 cardinals have been having elections since Tuesday. Details about the new Pope will be published.

GUNMEN KILL PRISONERS, OFFICIALS Gunmen opened about 7 prisoners and officials in Warri, Delta state. The gunmen opened fire on the van conveying the prisoners to the court. The incident happened at Okere junction in Warri. The police confirmed the incident. It was learnt that some of the injured prison officials were taken to an undisclosed hospital for treatment.

AKWA IBOM STATE GOVERNOR AKPABIO ACQUIRES MILLION-DOLLAR BULLET-PROOF SUV Profligate governor of Akwa Ibom state Godswill Akpabio has acquired a customised amoured SUV. The mercedes benz top-of-the range car is said to be worth over a million dollar. Impeccable sources told Saharareporters that the bullet-proof car is specifically designed in tantem with the governor's taste. Akpabio is famous for spending state's resources on stupendous and sometimes irrational expenditures. Just last week, the governor donated 2 SUVs to musician Tuface and the wife. He promised to sponsor 29 people from Akwa Ibom state for the couple's wedding later on this month in Dubai. Akpabio in the name of the state government acquired a state-of-the art jet last 2 years.